SHARK ATTACK

SHARK ATTACK TIME. One day there was a world wide Tsunami. Every ocean, sea, river, stream, lake, puddle, bathtub, pool, well, and so on were thrown together in a great tsunami. Weeeell, all the sharks in the world were in this great big tsunami. Sharks flying EVERYWHERE. They're mad of course, wouldn't you be if you were a shark being thrown around in the air all around the world?  They are attacking people everywhere you look and it's almost like there is no escape. Unless you're like me, Raaaatchel BUSH. The greatest shark attack expert in the whole world. I'm also great with zombies, but those don't exist the way sharks do. I go solo on my whole "trying to survive this great shark attack" thing, no one is really worth being with me to survive. Now when i say "no one" i don't really mean no one in the whole world. I would probably bring along an adoption agency full of babies and toddlers and stuff, that way when the shark attack is over and everyone is dead, it's not just me. I can start to repopulate the world with all these babies. In the end, here we all are.. alive. The world has over 7 billion people, because of me. The great Raaaatchel BUSH who saved the world. Yes, hundreds and hundreds of years ago, I saved the world from having no life ever again. Many think the world had a huge flood and froze over, and the world was like that for a really long time. Just... dead. But here is the truth now. A great shark attack arose and I saved the world from ending.

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