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So as always, I'm really bad at making decisions.. so these are a few of my favorites that I saw.

1. In San Jose and Sunnyvale it is illegal for grocery stores to provide plastic bags. 
2. A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. 
3. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. 
4. Students may not hold hands while at school. 
5. It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee. 
6. It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder. 
7. HAHAH! These are great! When I read the first one, I just think "I'm glad we never had to buy groceries in california.." like plastic bags illegal?? The second one cracks me up. Like honestly that's a little ridiculous! Some guys keep a mustache. What if he was leaving for a really long time and they were at an airport saying goodbye?? 3 is soooo funny. DUH the penalty is death!! You're probably going to die either way if you jump off a building! (without a harness or something). 4 is silly. 5 would not be okay for me. People let me use their netflix quite often. How would that work?! 6 is very.... odd. First off, that's like two laws in itself! It's illegal to murder anyways, I don't care how you're doing it or what you're wearing! ILLEGAL. What about cops? They wear bullet proof vests and kill people... dumb laws.